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DIFFERENT - BUT BRILLIANT!

This balloon animals web site is a little more entertaining than most.
It'll make you actually DO IT for a start!
Full of help, humour and maybe it's a bit PUSHY. Plenty of pictures, easy instructions - lots of fun ideas!
Party games for childrens parties, team building games for motivational days.
Mums and Dads let the children make balloon animals at their party.
Staff at companies big and small make balloon animals at Away Days.
Schools buy the stuff for fun days.

And when you check prices - remember, they're the best balloons, professional pumps and it's all POST FREE!

See the DIY Party NOW An EASY party - and inexpensive too!

Lots to see - lots to do. Make your balloon animals in 10 seconds. TRUE! GET ON WITH IT!!

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DID Y'THINK IT WOULD BE ALL WUSSY COLOURS AND PRETTY BALLOONS?
YOU WERE SOOO WRONG!

Making balloon animals (we call it twisting) is hard (unless you are under 10 years old) - and it takes GUTS. You need to be HARD, you need to be STRONG - and you can't be afraid of BANGS. Wussies - LEAVE NOW! Will you give it a go? Or just sit there and go to your grave never having even tried!
Motivational games for adults - competitiveness or creativity! A most unusual party game for a family day.

FIRST OF ALL you need BALLOONS and a PUMP. So BUY NOW!! OK?

Some people need EVERYTHING explaining!

WUSSY DEFINITION

Wussies can be any age - more often so-called GROWN UPS. You can spot them easily. They're the ones who hold the balloon to one side and screw their eyes up, hold it like it was a live SNAKE and WINCE.   IS THAT YOU?

Find the WUSSIE in a team building exercise - find the brave LEADER! Well you'll find out when you take the CHALLENGE during the TEST
YES - that's right - you were supposed to click the word TEST

IWANNADO...

We'll do DOGS. Boy, will we do dogs. And other animals. You want spiders? Penguins with NO CHOCOLATE at all! And not just balloon animals ... Flowers and BARBIE swords. NASTY!! And we'll do CAPITAL letters - sometimes for NO REASON AT ALL. We'll do costumes, games. And TOUGH stuff, too. We'll TEAR balloons in half, make MUTANTS - perhaps accidentally. It's all ridiculously easy. It may not look it - but it is! And if it is, we make it LOOK difficult. WUSSIES - try the CHALLENGE. It's TOUGH! I'll give you two simple tips. Clues to SURVIVAL in this game.

I'll show you the BEST balloon site, I'll let you BUY NOW the best balloons (rubber not plastic) that make it all so easy. And special slim double action pumps ideal for hands big and small. That's why a creative childrens party doesn't need a childrens entertainer! I'll link to you if you've got a good site, or you can chat amongst yourselves.

First - the TEST
Are you in or OUT?
And you'll learn the THREE TIPS.

Anyone can do it - from from 3 to 103. Businesses big and small use my Funshops for their staff. Nothing breaks the ice so quickly as making balloon animals. You learn about LIFE. You might even have FUN, if you're that way inclined. You build mental and physical MUSCLE.

Remember - a balloon is not just for fun. There's a deep PHILOSOPHICAL MEANING to balloons. There is a serious side. Twisting. DO IT!