Let's face it, WUSSES, you're just not sure, are you? You won't get past this page because YOU WONT EVEN TRY! You're frightened of the SQUEAKS let alone the little POPs.
BURST A BALLOON
Blow a balloon up using the THREE TIPS from the TEST. Now. Put it in the floor. STAMP on it. HATE it. It's the WORST thought you've ever had, DESTROY it.
You can't burst it, can you? It squidges, changes shape.
Pick it up. PULL it, twist it, pinch it.
They're TOUGH. I told you!
Now calm down. It's not good for WUSSES to get too worked up. Your eyes will steam up, your ears droop and little tiny muscles all over your body will tire out.
Very very rarely will a balloon burst, and when it does it'll be YOUR FAULT because you made it wrong. Can you take the RESPONSIBILITY?
Ready to move on? Back to the TEST page before you move on to the sublime heights of the EASYPEASY way or, God forbid the PROFESSIONALS page
You really ought to practise in the right environment.
This just happens to be in my gite in Calvados, Normandy (France) just 45 minutes from ferries.
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